My good old buddy Rob over at retromorrow.com shared a new species with me. I don’t know where it originated, but I applaud whoever it was that created it.
The new species is referred to as homoslackass-erectus. They were created by a natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures. Research has shown this to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.