How to chop firewood

I saw this joke and couldn’t help but to share it. I wish it was this easy sometimes…

“Hello, is this the Sherriff’s Office?”

“Yes. What can I do for you?”

“I’m calling to report ’bout my neighber Virgil Smith. He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.”

“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”

The next day, twelve Sherriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.

“Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd. Did the Sherriff come?”


“Did they chop your firewood?”


“Happy Birthday, buddy!”

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